He has already nailed the likes of Rush, Naomi Klein and Neil Young, only took 13 days to make his "Wørd" hoser, declared Canada's only NBA team dead to him, had his own holiday in Oshawa, caused "truthiness" to be uttered in the House Of Commons, "outed" our lesbian Prime Minister, and helped install a Conservative government only 77 days after founding The Colbert Nation.

Yet America's "pale sister to the north" has done far too little for Sir Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. So it is with great pride that we, the proud, true north strong and free citizens of Canada, make our gracious offering to Stephen Colbert and The Colbert Nation.

The Texas Of The North. The Northwest Territories' Mexico. The Fightin' Sunshine Province!

Yes, we offer to you, Stephen Colbert, the Canadian province of Alberta.

Or should we say...COLBERTA?

Alberta, long the "stick-to-their-gut" maverick in the otherwise über-liberal landscape of Canuckistan, is ready to pull itself up by its cowboy bootstraps and ride into a new era. An era of conservatism, an era of gravitas, an era of balls.

But all it needs is a bump in the right direction. And who better to provide that bump than the man who harnesses the mighty, infinite power of the "Colbert Bump"?

It is time for The Colbert Nation to rise up and request...no, demand, that the province of Alberta be turned over to the leadership of Colbert, who can rule the new state of Colberta with an iron fist, an unyielding gut, and balls of steel.

Be sure to take a look around: keep up with current news, find out why Stephen is so deserving of this honour, understand the new laws of the land, and get to "Better Know" the area...then, find out what you, proud citizens of The Colbert Nation, can do to make this dream a reality!

And now, be sure to enlist as an officer in Operation: Humble Kwong-ye, to take the CCC's efforts to the streets!