FROM THE "DESK" OF THE COLBERTAN MINISTRY OF PROPAGANDA:
Nation - the word is now out about the Citizens For Colberta Coalition, and the concept is catching on across the country...but many of you faithful followers have been asking...what comes next? "How can I help?" "What can I do to spread the word further?" And most importantly, "where do we send our unmarked donation bags of cash?"
But in the spirit of Colbertan awareness, we must target the leadership in Alberta, in this case being Alberta Lieutenant Governor Norman Kwong. We must not embarrass him, we must not harass him...but we must humble him. So in the spirit of Sir Dr. Stephen's infamous "Operation: Humble Kanye" initiative of December 2008, we at the CCC proudly present to you, the Colberta Nation:

Yes Nation - the CCC, in the wake of the Kanye West VMA incident, brings to you Operation Humble Kwong-ye...perhaps the greatest digital campaign this year (and clearly the best video of the decade)! The call to help spread the gospel across the Fightin' Sunshine Province has been heard, and your mission is to spread the gospel in the best way possible, for the least dinero possible: street posters!
Download your Colberta posters HERE, print 'em out, and get cracking! Post these in the streets, in your office, at the hockey game, on a "Giant Of The Prairies," or on your local MP! Plus, they make excellent wallpaper for the kids! Send in your pictures to the CCC of Operation: Humble Kwong-ye around Alberta to be featured on Colberta.com! God speed, Colberta Nation, and may the spirit of Colbertarianism guide you on your path to my glory!
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