of The Colbert Nation, in order to form THE perfect Union, establish Truthiness, ensure domestic Wikiality, provide for Factose Intolerance, promote the general Gravitas, and secure the Freem of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the sovereign state of Colberta.

SIR Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A., shall be installed as sole and supreme leader of the new sovereign state of Colberta, taking the reigns from current Premier Ed Stelmach and Lieutenant Governor Norman Kwong, as well as current lesbian dictator / Prime Minister Stephen Harper.


THE current Canadian and Albertan constitutions shall be discarded, using only this declaration, and the New York Times bestseller I Am America (And So Can You)! as a guide for legal precedence, moral judgment, and ultimate truthiness.


ALL uses of French are at this moment ceased in Colberta. Any uses of French in the province (i.e. Leduc) must be rectified immediately to correct English names (i.e. The Duc), and all stockpiles of French fries, toast and braids must be rebranded for "Freedom" immediately.